1. Fill bowl with gummy bears
2. Add alcohol of your choice
3. Place in fridge
4. Gummy bears will absorb the alcohol
5. Eat the gummy bears
6. Get faded
VEGAN VERSION
1. Find vegan version of alcohol of choice
2. Find vegan version of gummy bears
3. Give up on gummy bears, use strange fruit shapes
4. Do the above for your 18th birthday when you will be home alone due to House sodding Music.
SUZY MAUD SUZY MAUD
YES before I even saw my name I knew this was something we must do. Maud. Your birthday.
Obv.
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Reblogged for “White people solve racism.”
And take you to the horse… dentist
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Pulque.
hey hey Maud remember? remember this?
i do not enjoy pulque but it’s awesome how many alcohols can be made from agave.
This is my Pulque face.
Sounds like pretty much any song ever written by Steven Page - the music is great and upbeat, the lyrics are so damn depressing.
We call that lyrical dissonance and it’s one of my favorite things in the world. And yes, if you go onto the Alternative Music page and look under Alternative Rock, Barenaked Ladies has an entire section dedicated to such cheery numbers as “I Live With It Every Day” and “Tonight Is The Night I Fell Asleep At The Wheel,” both of which I immediately thought of when I saw this post.
“Flowers are Pretty” by the Vandals definitely falls under this category as does Mountain Goats’ most awesome song, “No Children”.
Favourite genre. See also: sad songs with wit.
