I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is not that strange?– Much Ado About Nothing (Act 4, Scene 1). (via apiphile)
The widows discovered that the honorable way to live was at the body’s...– From Love in a Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
In contemporary society we’re expected both to praise the miracle of birth and...– “Why I Blog About Sex” (via plays-with-squirrels)
My idea of fun is a USB chargeable vibrator and a machine washable strap on...– Pragmatism is sexy.
She hated the namelessness of women in stories, as if they lived and died so...– Chad Harbach (via amandaonwriting)
1.) Open Google. 2.) Search your LAST name, only...
apiphile: theteratophile: raggedybearcat: straightperry: voidofvoid: broagunk: ladyallowyn: phantom-shadow: princeof-heart: ghostlypariah: will-henry: iuthebarbarian: airinn: snazzy-lemon: twinging: oh thE ONLY SCARY PART OF THIS IS THIS PERSON HAS THE SAME NAME AS MY DAD……… om g i dont think this is how this meme was supposed to go Guys...
I would marry you for money, but I don’t suppose you’ll ever have...– From 24 by Emmy the Great
Reblog if your penis is perfect.
apiphile: prawnmael: Don’t wear any makeup Wear as much makeup as you possibly can Wear only what you can steal Don’t think there’s anything you need to wear when you don’t want to (eg. mascara on light lashes, foundation with everything) Choose your colours without looking at them Let a baby apply your makeup Cover up your spots with concealer etc. IF that makes you feel better Cover...
Hallowe'en costume ideas
Vyvyan from The Young Ones Sexy Dame Edna Yourself, but upside down
apiphile: ohaugustine: velizaraptor: eisenbagel: Create yourself as a Disney Princess What I am principally learning from this meme is that most of my friends want to be Ursula I have chosen wisely. Yep, spent way too long on that.
apiphile: sometimes i just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear hollister and a&f and american eagle and uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipglosses and make ducklips faces and care about jersey shore and gossip girl. because apparently “nice” dudes hate when girls that because it’s “fake”, it’s “slutty”, it’s overdone/tasteless/”dumb” but fuck you....