Chat 30 Jan 83 notes Derren Brown - "If I were PM"
  • Q: How would you redecorate No 10?
  • A: I’m thinking something like the Addams Family mansion. And I’d swap the policeman at the door for a guy with a hunchback.
  • Q: Who would be your Alastair Campbell?
  • A: Don’t know. I’d have to have Stephen Fry in there somewhere.
  • Q: Who would be in your cabinet?
  • A: All of the X-Men.
  • Q: How would you respond to being booed in public?
  • A: I’d respond by sobbing and getting very defensive.
  • Q: How would you deal with a sex scandal in the cabinet?
  • A: With a huge party. It sounds very exciting.
  • Q: How would you greet the Queen?
  • A: By grinning inanely and talking bollocks, which is generally what I do when meeting people of great authority.
  • Q: Would you make Scotland independent?
  • A: It would be rude not to if that was what Scotland wanted.
  • Q: Which pets would you get for No 10?
  • A: Lions and tigers. It would be amazing.
  • Q: How would you see off a younger, better-looking political rival?
  • A: I’d make his head explode. Or if he was a lot younger and a lot better-looking, I might consistently flirt with him until he was forced to give up politics.
  • Q: How would you increase participation in politics?
  • A: Nude dancing.
  • Q: What legacy would you like to leave?
  • A: I think it would be best for everyone to forget about it as soon as possible.
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